2003-10-02 - A Few Minor Accomplishments
2003-10-01 - A Full Court French Press
2003-09-29 - Seriously, Do Not Disturb
2003-09-26 - Thorns in My Side
2003-09-25 - Insurance: More Than Meets the Eye
2003-09-23 - Pull Up a Sofa and Sit Down
2003-09-22 - Bugged Out
2003-09-22 - In Which Our Hero Becomes the Unabomber
2003-09-18 - Hey Food
2003-09-17 - If You Can Live With it...
2003-09-18 - Middle Finger Discount
2003-09-16 - Universe: 1, Dr. No: 0
2003-09-12 - Fuck Tomorrow
2003-09-11 - Tomorrow Better Be Good. I've Earned It.
2003-09-11 - Weekend Part Three: Define "Finger Food"
2003-09-09 - Weekend Part Two: We've Got to Stop Meeting Like This. No, Seriously.
2003-09-08 - Weekend Part One: The 100-Meter Hangover Dash
2003-09-05 - Jackie, Oy.
2003-09-05 - You've Got Male
2003-09-04 - Back in Business
2003-08-28 - Hot In Herre
2003-08-26 - Just Do Your Damn Laundry
2003-08-23 - Only 124 Shopping Days Left
2003-08-22 - Blah Blah Blah
2003-08-21 - Nice Guys Finish Last
2003-08-21 - People Blow
2003-08-19 - I Think I Need Botox
2003-08-17 - Sex Marks the Spot
2003-08-16 - Stressed To Kill
2003-08-15 - And the Winner Is...Not You.
2003-08-14 - Drowning In the Stream Of Consciousness
2003-08-12 - Filene's Debasement
2003-08-10 - In Which Karma Bitch-Slaps Our Hero
2003-08-09 - The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Buy Shades. Again.
2003-08-08 - Better Judgment? What 'Better Judgment'?
2003-08-07 - Fantasia Doesn't Live Here Anymore
2003-08-05 - A Long Day's Journey Into Mexico (Well, Practically)
2003-08-03 - The Fuck?
2003-08-01 - Bills, Bills, Bills
2003-08-01 - Fame: We're Gonna Live Forever
2003-07-31 - Cat Nap Fever
2003-07-29 - Drive
2003-07-26 - In Which Our Hero Is a Little Drunk
2003-07-25 - Professionals Have To Bend Over a Lot
2003-07-23 - Flirting With Disaster
2003-07-23 - After 28 Days, You'd Think They'd Take a Shower
2003-07-20 - None For Me, Thanks -- I'm On a Diatribe
2003-07-19 - At Least I Don't Watch Jerry Springer
2003-07-18 - It's Not a Gold Watch, But It'll Have To Do
2003-07-17 - Making Mountains Out Of -- Hey, What's That?
2003-07-15 - Flirting and Hurting
2003-07-13 - Sorry About That, Linda
2003-07-12 - Thoroughly Maddening Millie
2003-07-11 - Pieces of Eight, Party of Five
2003-07-10 - Good Pants Won't Ruin Your Life, and Other Important Lessons
2003-07-08 - Thirteen Conversations About One Thing
2003-07-04 - The Secret To Cold Fusion. Okay, Not.
2003-07-03 - How To Solve a Problem Like Arima!
2003-07-02 - So, How Long Have You Had Amnesia?
2003-07-01 - Bon Voyage, Vacation! Have a Good Heather!
2003-06-29 - If It's Friday, It Must Be the Ballet!
2003-06-28 - If It's Thursday, It Must Be Amazing
2003-06-27 - If It's Wednesday, You Must Be Paranoid
2003-06-26 - If It's Tuesday, Go To Hell
2003-06-25 - If It's Saturday, You Must Be Joking
2003-06-21 - Cream, Sugar, and a Stomach Pump
2003-06-20 - At Least I'm Not Writing About My Job
2003-06-19 - Getting the Hang-Up
2003-06-18 - Enter the E-Maelstrom
2003-06-17 - Baptism By Fire
2003-06-15 - The Answer Is Three!
2003-06-13 - Chairman of the Bored
2003-06-12 - Dammit, Jim! I'm Not An Account Executive!
2003-06-11 - In Which Dolly and Miranda Can Kiss My Ass
2003-06-09 - WE LUV BOBBY FLAY!
2003-06-06 - Sorry, Wrong Number, YOU MORON!
2003-06-05 - Insider Trading: It's Not a Good Thing
2003-06-04 - Can't Hardly Wait (to Get the Hell Outta Here)
2003-06-03 - Bad Mood Rising
2003-06-02 - Flirting Is Risky Business
2003-05-30 - What About the Chicken Strips?
2003-05-29 - Book 'Em, Dr. No
2003-05-28 - Murder, He Wrote
2003-05-28 - Kissing a Fool
2003-05-23 - Gentlemen, Start Your Amphibians!
2003-05-22 - American Idle
2003-05-21 - On Good TV and Lousy Books
2003-05-20 - Fangs For the Memories
2003-05-19 - Dream Dates
2003-05-16 - Musings of a Tired, Bored Guy
2003-05-15 - I Don't Wanna Wait For This Crap To Be Over
2003-05-14 - In Which Our Hero Lacks a Cohesive Theme
2003-05-13 - DisGusted
2003-05-12 - Save the Children, Shithead!
2003-05-09 - For Your Listening Enjoyment
2003-05-08 - Three Simple Words
2003-05-07 - I've Got My Pinkeye On You!
2003-05-06 - How Mean Was My Valet
2003-05-05 - Five Things On My Mind
2003-05-02 - It Ain't Fiction, Just a Natural Fact