Sophie: Oh, Dr. No -- I�m afraid I�ve got a little bit of bad news�Me: Really? Do tell.
Sophie: It seems we hit a little bit of a snafu with the computer guy, and we didn�t get that new CPU today like we were supposed to.
Me: Right, well, when I came in this morning and found Cute Receptionist using all my stuff for the third day in a row, I figured something like that had happened.
Sophie: I�m real sorry for the inconvenience.
Me: Oh, don�t even mention it!
Sophie: You�re not mad, are you?
Me: Mad? Me? Ha ha ha! Why would I be mad?
Sophie: Good. Because I really am sorry.
Me: Oh, it�s fine. When will we be getting the new computer, pray tell?
Sophie: I�m not sure. Maybe next week. Or something.
Me: Ah.
Sophie: You�re sure you�re not mad?
Me: Of course not.
Sophie: Good. Oh, by the way, do we have any meetings scheduled for this afternoon?
Me: I don�t know. I don�t have access to my calendar.
Sophie: Oh. Well, did we get those files for Houston?
Me: I don�t know. I don�t have access to my email.
Sophie: Oh, right. Well, were you able to find out about those people for Monterey�
Me: I don�t have access to Monterey�s database.
Sophie: Could you call them?
Me: I don�t have access to my address book.
Sophie: Um�oh. Well, I�ll just email the phone numbers to you!
Me: Sure. And I�ll just get them sometime next week! Maybe.
Sophie: Oh. Right. Well�um�oh. Okay. Uh�bye, then.
Me: Sure thing -- thanks for the update!
And that�s all I have to say about Other things I accomplished today included reading some more of my book! This sucker is pretty hefty, though. I mean, I�m going on day three of reading it, and I still haven�t even finished the prologue. In its defense, I haven�t actually just sat down and read the damn without putting it down every five minutes to engage in conversation with either Cute Receptionist or New Girl. But it�s really good.