My Fiendish Archives

2003-05-01 - What the Hell Is Wrong With You People? (Part 2)
2003-04-30 - Read My Screen: BACK OFF!
2003-04-29 - Tickle Me Emo
2003-04-28 - Wallet & Grimace
2003-04-25 - Freedom For All. Unless You're Natalie Maines.
2003-04-24 - Best! Episode! Ever!
2003-04-23 - Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been?
2003-04-22 - They Call This Reality?
2003-04-21 - Boys Just Wanna Have Funds
2003-04-18 - In Which The Office Is Powerless Against Our Hero
2003-04-17 - The Day The Music Died. Horribly.
2003-04-16 - This Time It's Personal
2003-04-15 - A Taxing Ordeal
2003-04-14 - Mom? Dad? I'm G...oing to the Bathroom.
2003-04-11 - The All-Nighter Syndrome
2003-04-10 - What the Hell Is Wrong With You People?
2003-04-09 - Blondie Ambition
2003-04-08 - My Cheatin' Hearts
2003-04-07 - My Old Addiction
2003-04-04 - Dr. No in the Lion's Den
2003-04-03 - Sorry About That, Reese
2003-04-02 - Apparently, Peace Is Not the Answer
2003-04-01 - Questions & Non-Answers
2003-03-31 - A Brush With Fame
2003-03-28 - In Which Our Hero Makes Further Fun of Vanessa
2003-03-27 - Yet More Gene and Roger
2003-03-27 - Driving Miss Dolly
2003-03-26 - Ask the Blair Witch Some More
2003-03-25 - A Cast of Thousands
2003-03-24 - Seeing Stars
2003-03-21 - So, a Man Walks Into a Bar Fight...
2003-03-20 - My Brother And I Are Going to Hell
2003-03-19 - A Six Month Review
2003-03-18 - Miranda's Rites
2003-03-17 - All About My Brother
2003-03-15 - Jackass!
2003-03-14 - The Uncommon Cold
2003-03-13 - Pardon My Freedom
2003-03-12 - Why Is Everyone So Rude-Ass Today?
2003-03-11 - Motor Skillz
2003-03-10 - Catering To My Ego
2003-03-07 - In Which Our Hero Ponders the Extremes
2003-03-06 - Is That My Destiny, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
2003-03-05 - Get Bent For Lent
2003-03-04 - Money Talks. Shut Up, Money.
2003-03-03 - This is Not a Hat
2003-02-28 - Dances With Wolves in Sheep's Clothing
2003-02-27 - Devil Dolly
2003-02-26 - Getting Psyched
2003-02-25 - My (Chocolate) Heart Will Go On
2003-02-24 - Of Birthdays and Bacchanals
2003-02-21 - Slouching Towards Acceptance
2003-02-20 - 5 Steps To a Better You, You Stupid Dick
2003-02-19 - How Could You Axe Me That, Part II
2003-02-14 - Single Awareness Day
2003-02-13 - A Face, a Place, and a Stupid Race
2003-02-12 - In Which the Customer is Always, Always Wrong
2003-02-10 - Fuck the Bad and the Ugly. No, Not Like That.
2003-02-07 - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
2003-02-06 - In Which Our Hero Hates His Job
2003-02-05 - A Weighty Issue
2003-02-04 - Everybody's Stupid Except For Me
2003-02-03 - A Date With Destiny...'s Child.
2003-01-31 - Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
2003-01-29 - Thanks For Calling, Why Should I Help You?
2003-01-28 - Voodoo Dolly
2003-01-27 - Putting the Eek in 'Weekend'
2003-01-24 - U Kan Be Lerned Two Spel Gud, To!
2003-01-23 - Date is Enough
2003-01-22 - One Date to Live
2003-01-20 - Judging a Book By Its Extremely Attractive Cover
2003-01-17 - Time After Time
2003-01-16 - Peeved By an Angel
2003-01-15 - In Which Our Hero Has Some Close Encounters
2003-01-14 - FOX: Fourth Network of the Apocolypse
2003-01-13 - If You're Smoking, You'd Better Be On Fire
2003-01-09 - How Could You Axe Me That?
2003-01-08 - Synaptic Misfires, Whee!
2003-01-07 - A Missive to an Old Friend
2003-01-06 - In Which Our Hero Heads Back Into the Breach
2002-12-25 - Merry Non-Specific Day of Possible Religious Observance
2002-12-23 - Deck the Halls. And a Few Clients, Too.
2002-12-20 - Liking Christina Aguilera and Feeling Dirrty
2002-12-19 - The Gift That Keeps On Giving
2002-12-18 - In Which Our Hero Has to Pee Really, Really Bad
2002-12-17 - A Few of My Least Favorite Things
2002-12-16 - Call me, Sydney!
2002-12-13 - Zach Braff Needs to Stop Sending Me All These Love Letters
2002-12-12 - Yep, I'm Ambiguous
2002-12-10 - A Little More Gene and Roger
2002-12-06 - Names Are For Sissies and Sane People
2002-12-05 - Our Hero Needs to Get a Life
2002-12-04 - A Little Gene and Roger
2002-12-02 - The More Things Change, the More They Stay the Same
2002-11-26 - Ruminations on Turkey and Gender Politics
2002-11-25 - Rolling the Dice
2002-11-22 - Ask the Blair Witch
2002-11-21 - In Which Our Hero Hates Dawson's Creek
2002-11-20 - In Which Anxiety Gets the Better of Our Hero
2002-11-19 - In Which Our Hero Takes a Call

Phase Six � (In Progress)
Phase Five � Entries 401-500
Phase Four � Entries 301-400
Phase Three � Entries 201-300
Phase Two � Entries 101-200
Phase One � Entries 1-100

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