Yoanna�s Picture: HI, DR. NO!!!Me: Oh, hi, Yoanna.
Yoanna�s Picture: HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Me: I�m tired.
Yoanna�s Picture: I LOVE BEING AMERICA�S NEXT TOP MODEL!
Me: I know.
Yoanna�s Picture: WHERE�S THAT NEW GIRL?
Me: Actually, it turns out she kinda sorta got fired.
Yoanna�s Picture: "KINDA SORTA"?
Me: "Let go" was the term Sophie used.
Yoanna�s Picture: OH. BITCH GOT SHITCANNED.
Me: Basically.
Yoanna�s Picture: THAT�S FINE. SHE WAS ONLY GETTING IN THE WAY.
Me: I guess so, but what am I going to do now?
Yoanna�s Picture: KILL KILL KILL
Me: I mean besides that.
Yoanna�s Picture: YOU DON�T NEED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE. YOU NEVER NEED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE. YOU�RE ONE OF US, NOW. ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Me: Will you cut that out? I�ve got a lot of work to do, now that I�m the only one up here. Again.
Yoanna�s Picture: WHAT THE HELL AM I? CHOPPED LIVER?
Me: You know what I mean.
Yoanna�s Picture: HARRUMPH.
Me: I�m worried that all of this work I have to do now is starting to make me a little crazy!
Yoanna�s Picture: WE�RE ALL A LITTLE CRAZY UP HERE�ONE OF US! ONE OF�
Me: Stop it, I�m serious!
Yoanna�s Picture: OH, QUIT WHINING, YOU BIG BABY! IT�S NOT LIKE THAT NEW GIRL WAS GOING TO TAKE OVER ANY OF THE EXTRA WORK YOU�VE GOT, ANYWAY -- SOPHIE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT.
Me: Yes, but at least there would be somebody around to help split the new tasks. Not to mention all the menial labor. Did I tell you that Sophie just made it my responsibility to refill the paper trays for the fax and copier?
Yoanna�s Picture: WAH WAH WAH.
Me: You know, I�d appreciate a little support.
Yoanna�s Picture: OH, YOU WANT SUPPORT? TWO MINUTES AGO I DIDN�T EVEN COUNT AS ANOTHER PERSON, AND NOW YOU WANT SUPPORT. FIGURES.
Me: You know, the other picture in my office doesn�t sass me like you do.
Yoanna�s Picture: THE OTHER PICTURE IS AN OTTER. OTTERS CAN�T TALK. DUH.
Me: Well, anyway, the paper tray thing isn�t about it being difficult work, it�s about the principle involved!
Yoanna�s Picture: AND WHAT, PRAY TELL, IS THE PRINCIPLE INVOLVED?
Me: That if I don�t get some help up here, I really might lose my mind.
Yoanna�s Picture: OH, YOU WILL NOT.
Me: I will too!
Yoanna�s Picture: WILL NOT!
Me: Will too! Will too, will too, will too!
Yoanna�s Picture: JEEZ, MAYBE YOU ARE CRAZY.
Me: See? See what I mea�
Yoanna�s Picture: DON�T TALK TO ME, CRAZY.
Me: [Sigh]
Yoanna�s Picture: �I LOVE BEING AMERICA�S NEXT TOP MODEL!
Me: Oh, shut up.
Someone Got Here By Searching For: "I got drunk for the first time" And: ticket expired tags registration I�m Watching: Romy and Michele�s High School Reunion -- Tucson, here we come! And: 24. Considering that she died, like, immediately, was there really any point to that whole "go ask the hooker" subplot?