Wipe that smug look off your face, Wednesday, I�m not through with you yet.
So the ongoing adventures of Anna and The Loop have reached almost farcical proportions in a move some critics describe as "unbelievable", "reality-defying", and "totally lame". That�s right, folks; another accusation of professional inadequacy has been leveled like a javelin at us by the foul east coasters. They are once again declaiming that we aren�t working hard enough at closing that infernal, unholy Loop, for which Anna in particular seems to have a raging hard-on.
The total absurdity of this situation is so blatant that it almost seems like it would have to be a joke. Already on a daily basis I spend an almost equal amount of time accounting for all of my various comings and goings as I do actually doing my job. I�m serious. Parolees aren�t even required to check in as much as I am. I think I know how my mother felt on those days when I used to call her from school between every class to complain about some new symptom that had arisen over the last hour that surely indicated I needed to come home:
Me: Mom, I have a headache now!Mom: Take some ibuprofen.
Me: What if it doesn�t go away?
Mom: You won�t know until you try. I have to go back to work, now.
It may be a little late for this now, but�sorry, Mom.The latest development in the ongoing comedy of terrors involves the reports I reviewed for Anna, the ones to which she claims I made "none of [her] specified corrections". And I mean, this girl was totally het up about these copious, glaring errors that apparently made children cry and grown women hide their faces in fear and disgust, and which I had unequivocally not fixed. She was pissed, and she was going to send them back to me so I could see just what consequences my slipshod work had wrought.
Today, two full weeks after I sent the reviewed reports back to her for her approval, Anna finally returns them for this desperately needed second round of corrections. AND THEY�RE ALL MARKED APPROVED. No, scratch that, this one here (out of 12 total) needs to have a word removed. A word. Singular. Apparently this one word (�dazzling�, for those of you keeping score) is the lynchpin for the entire operation, and if I don�t remove it now, everything will collapsing down on top of itself like a house of cards. HOW could I have MISSED this?? WHAT was I THINKING?? Or was I even thinking AT ALL???
I don�t see how I can be forgiven. Never mind that this change wasn�t indicated in the first round of (convoluted, crabbed) notes I received, there is no excuse for my gross negligence. I only hope I won�t get fired over this.
At least I have healthcare.
Someone Got Here By Searching For: perverse j.lo And: I Dream of Jeannie Gagged I�m Watching: 24, and I�m sorry, but I just can�t take either Kim or Chase seriously. And: Not Emeril Live. Why do they constantly show that on the Food Network?