Me: So. Mom tells me you knocked yourself out this afternoon.KillerWorkout: Yeah, I guess I did.
Me: You �guess�?
KillerWorkout: Well, I don�t remember much. It�s all kind of foggy.
Me: Did you go to the hospital?
KillerWorkout: Probably.
Me: Right. How do you feel?
KillerWorkout: My head hurts. A lot.
Me: Are you taking painkillers?
KillerWorkout: I hope so.
Me: Hey, I think John G. raped and murdered your wife!
KillerWorkout: Oh, ha ha, very funny.
Me: What�s the last thing you do remember?
KillerWorkout: Um�actually, I can�t recall that much right now. It�s all kind of foggy.
Me: �you just said that.
KillerWorkout: Oh. Well, see there? Proof positive.
Me: How did it happen?
KillerWorkout: Mom didn�t tell you?
Me: She was laughing too hard.
KillerWorkout: I wish I could remember that at Christmas.
Me: So what happened?
KillerWorkout: I�m not sure, but I�m assuming it involved my head hitting something very hard, because it sure hurts a lot.
Me: Mom said you ran into a wall.
KillerWorkout: She did? I did?
Me: No, actually it was much, much stupider than that, but I�m going to be charitable and not remind you of how dumb you really are right now in your time of pain.
KillerWorkout: I appreciate that. Not that it would make much �impact�. So to speak.
Me: Hee! That was a good one!
KillerWorkout: Thanks. I wish I�d be able to remember it later.
Me: Remember what later?
KillerWorkout: I, um�hey, that�s not cool.
Me: Sorry.
KillerWorkout: That�s okay. I�ll just forget about it.
Me: Yeah, I guess it wouldn�t make much �impact�. So to speak.
KillerWorkout: Hey, that�s pretty good!
Me: Thanks, I just thought of it.
KillerWorkout: So, how�s it going?
Me: Oh, not too bad. My job is kind of�blah, but it�s okay. How about yours?
KillerWorkout: I don�t know, but it�s a job, so probably blah too.
Me: Oh, sure. Hey, have you seen Charlie�s Angels: Full Throttle yet?
KillerWorkout: Um�maybe?
Me: Right. Damn. Hey, remember when you said you�d pay my cell phone bill?
KillerWorkout: Nice try.
Me: Hmph.
KillerWorkout: I�m going to give you back to Mom now, because I can�t remember why we were talking in the first place.
Me: I think it was so Mom and Dad could laugh at you.
KillerWorkout: That sounds like them. I think.
Me: Hey, I think John G. raped and murdered your wife!
KillerWorkout: Hee! That�s pretty good!
Me: Thanks, I just thought of it.
KillerWorkout: Okay, well, bye!
Me: Bye! Don�t forget the check for my cell phone bill!
KillerWorkout: Nice try.
Me: Damn.
