My Fiendish Archives

2004-10-08 - Technical Difficulties
2004-10-06 - Lie Down With Dogshit
2004-10-04 - Go Long, New Girl
2004-09-29 - Paris is Burning
2004-09-27 - Countdown to Goodbye
2004-09-24 - The Friday Blues
2004-09-22 - She Saw it Coming
2004-09-21 - Spider-Man
2004-09-15 - In Which Our Hero Equivocates
2004-09-13 - The Ice Princess Cometh
2004-09-13 - Shawl We Dance?
2004-09-09 - Take This Job and...Well, You Know
2004-09-07 - Potluck o' the Irish
2004-09-01 - Knock Gonna Take It
2004-08-30 - On Salad Ground
2004-08-27 - Wake Up Call
2004-08-25 - Height of Absurdity
2004-08-23 - In the Long Run
2004-08-18 - Dance: 3, Looks: 10
2004-08-16 - We Love What's-His-Name!
2004-08-12 - By the Power of Castle Numbskull
2004-08-10 - Woman's Best Friend
2004-08-06 - The Boston Margarita Party
2004-08-04 - Call Me Ishmael
2004-08-02 - Where's the Party?
2004-07-29 - Forget Paris. No, Seriously. Please.
2004-07-27 - An Unlikely Candidate
2004-07-23 - Monster's Hairball
2004-07-22 - An Offer She Can't Respect
2004-07-21 - Got Lowered Expectations?
2004-07-20 - The Cabinet of Dr. No
2004-07-16 - Martha Stewart Living (in the Bighouse)
2004-07-13 - Soak Up the Sun AT YOUR OWN RISK!
2004-07-12 - The Travelling Show
2004-07-09 - Misheard it Through the Grapevine
2004-07-08 - And Then There Were None
2004-07-07 - On the Road Again
2004-07-02 - Speak of the Devil...
2004-07-01 - It Don't Mean a Thing if it Ain't Got That (Mood) Swing
2004-06-29 - A New Drug
2004-06-28 - The Man Who Wasn't There
2004-06-25 - Break-In 3: This Time It's Personal
2004-06-24 - Give a Crap
2004-06-23 - Get Off the Pot
2004-06-22 - Not Driving/Me Crazy
2004-06-18 - The Last Day
2004-06-16 - Burning Questions
2004-06-15 - Bad News
2004-06-14 - Calling it Quits
2004-06-11 - Being an Optimist Kind of Sucks
2004-06-10 - Back-Up Plan
2004-06-09 - The Other Half of the "FUCK IT!"
2040-02-09 - Getting There is Half the "FUCK IT!"
2004-05-27 - Just Push Play
2004-05-26 - Take That, Linear Thought!
2004-05-24 - My Love is Like...What the Hell?
2004-05-21 - The Light at the End of the Tunnel
2004-05-20 - Training Day
2004-05-19 - Finally I Have Something to Do!
2004-05-18 - Death to Hoochie
2004-05-17 - How Do You Like Them Apples?
2004-05-13 - Absolutely Maybe
2004-05-12 - Like Milk Duds for the Brain
2004-05-11 - Eat, Drink, and Be Quick About It.
2004-05-10 - Sick and Tired
2004-05-07 - Folly Anna
2004-05-06 - I Recognize That Number...It's Mine.
2004-05-05 - Dodging the Bullet
2004-05-04 - Another One Bites the Dust
2004-05-03 - The Heat Is On
2004-04-30 - In Which Our Hero Finally Loses His Damn Mind Once and for All
2004-04-29 - 31 Favors
2004-04-28 - REDRUM! REDRUM!
2004-04-27 - Read My Lips: Abab Caolea Doebopiu!
2004-04-26 - Let Them Eat...Something Else.
2004-04-23 - You Got Your Guar Gum in My Chocolate!
2004-04-22 - What the Hell is Wrong With You People? (Part 3)
2004-04-21 - Single File
2004-04-20 - Zombie Cowboy
2004-04-19 - Of Human Bonding
2004-04-16 - Here Comes the 'Judge Not Lest Ye be Judged'
2004-04-14 - The Hate
2004-04-13 - Eve of Destruction
2004-04-12 - Papa's Got a Brand New Bag (of Candy)
2004-04-09 - Half a Nice Day!
2004-04-08 - The Silence of the Lamb Shank
2004-04-07 - Alone Again, Naturally
2004-04-06 - Quitting Time
2004-04-05 - HELP!
2004-04-01 - Break-In 2: Electric Burgle-oo
2004-03-31 - Taxing My Patience
2004-03-30 - Ice, Ice, Baby
2004-03-29 - Breaking Up is Even Harder to Do Than I Thought
2004-03-26 - Indispensable
2004-03-25 - "No Pie, No Gain"
2004-03-24 - Reality Check 2: Tuesday's All-American
2004-03-23 - All the Small Things
2004-03-22 - Donna Martin Graduates!
2004-03-19 - Life Without Sam
2004-03-18 - Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Phase Six � (In Progress)
Phase Five � Entries 401-500
Phase Four � Entries 301-400
Phase Three � Entries 201-300
Phase Two � Entries 101-200
Phase One � Entries 1-100

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